Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
Hello
If you came here for artsy garbage and memes, you're in the right place//nsfw on occasion
“who ARE you”
Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons
taur:
Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:
In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.
And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.
You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve
this cat tapped her back in her sleep
Pep pep pep pep
They both tapped the same number of times
me: i love this band
someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?
me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?
i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once
dead
me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it